Twilight This is what it really is

Written by Me and Syed Abdul Mujeeb (his Blog)

Twilight is a rare case study of interaction between a psychotic teenager and a pedophilic predator. It gave psychiatrists all over the world a chance to study behavior in humans who suffer from such illnesses

The teenage subject in the study has been named “Bella”. Typical of evidence from previous studies, Bella is a girl with low self esteem.

The pedophilic predator has been named “Edward.” Being a pedophile is quite old, and his skin no longer glows from young blood.

The case study shows us how these two subjects meet and then how there different mental illness clash with each other. How the psychosis of Bella combined with the urges of Edward result in a bizarre series of events, both of which are seen differently by each subject.

After meeting Edward, Bella’s hallucinations start, having grown up on Disney cartoons and story books, she immediately sees Edward not as the old wrinkled blue guy that he is but instead views him as a waxed, sparkly, 100 year old vampire. She is immediately transferred into a magical world, in the same manner that happened with jasmine in Aladdin or what happened with Alice when she went down the rabbit hole. Having the complete freedom to create her own world she envisions one in which she is the absolute centre of a cosmos of dimensions and mythical creatures. Soon not only Edward but a whole tribe of vampires are there to protect her and are more than willing to fight there own species. Such is her charm and beauty in the world that she has created for herself. Psychiatrists note that Bella had drastically changed the characteristics of vampires. Instead of being awesome blood sucking night crawlers, they are now attractive sparkly ageless beauties. This clearly shows the influence that Disney books and fairy tales have had on the subject’s subconscious mind.

From Edwards point of view the whole thing is seen as an ideal opportunity. He is able to find a young girl who finds him attractive, at first he is confused as to why she keeps calling him a vampire, but soon realizes that Bella’s mind is working in weird ways and decides to play along. He becomes protective of her once even shouting at a man who was staring at her; he notes that it apparently registered as a duel in Bella’s mind.

It is common knowledge that if psychosis is encouraged then it grows and grows. The case study “twilight” shows similar aspects. As the pedophile Edward plays along with Bella’s fantasies, they grow. They become more complicated and she starts imagining more characters and people, and bring them to life in her world. At the same time she is also conscious of Edwards view of everything. She meets Jacob, but her mind immediately notes that Edward would probably not like it. Thus in her highly animated mind Jacob is viewed as a beast. Yet having also seen “beauty and the Beast” in her youth she immediately feels a connection.

However our pedophilic subject grows restless at the continued game of Bella. When Bella meets a new friend, he immediately plants him as a grotesque person.

Soon however Bella moves ahead with the story and becomes pregnant, over here she founds out that know Disney movie can help her and her, juvenile mind makes it like a nightmare and she feels as if a beast is growing inside her. This part is of most interest to psychiatrists as it tells how the hallucinations adapt when moved into unfamiliar territory.

I was able to gather opinions of some of the most influential and knowledgeable psychoanalysts in the world. This is what they had to say

Beverly Vincent is an eminent Scholar in the field of psychosis. She currently works at the Espeficial Tupidos Medical research center in Valleys of New Zealand

Psychoanalysis of Twilight

Bella has been portrayed as someone who comes from a broken family; children hailing from broken homes usually tend to fantasize about things they would rather change in their very real very troubled lives. When she meets Edward she finds him to be the epitome of everything she ever wanted in her sad, lamentable existence. She builds him up to be something he is not, someone who would be called a monster or yes a pedophile by normal persons. In reality she is neglected and therefore the whole scenario of Edward and Jacob fighting over her is all in her head. Edward sees her as someone who would never truly face or grasp the depth of his frightful reality so he plays along and feeds her illness, as she needs someone to make her feel wanted and he needs someone who would make him feel beautiful.

To prove that the character of Edward Cullen is fake and part of an illusion created by a deranged adolescence who has been unable to cope up with her coming of age. Our investigator Syed Abdul Mujeeb ventured to the castle of Dracula to ask his opinion on whether Edward qualifies as a Vampire. This is what he had to say about it.

UNFATHOMABLE…THE HORROR !!!...ITS ENOUGH TO BRING A GROWN MAN TO TEARS. What has become of my noble kind?...sparkles???..GLITTER??..i beseech you…OPEN YOUR EYES…see us noble vampires for what we truly are. We do not GLITTER. We do not SHINE in that which burns our very skin ( for those of you ingrates too slow in your brain development to notice, im talking about sunlight ). Where is the love of a humans blood?..where is it? This…this EDWARD CULLEN..who claims to be a vampire….heed my word you lot. The man is an impostor. Can you not see???
Alas…I have special plans for this man…and for the followers of this heathen… I will show you what a vampire REALLY is like…
When I suck your life out of you…you will know…what it feels to be “LOVED” by a vampire….hhehehehehheheahhahahHhahahahaHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaa…..
I have such noble heritage..and this man has destroyed it all…. Ummm…waaaiittt…wait waiitttttt a minuuuteeeeee….hehehhe…
All you young womenfolk…you like Edward yessss??..why don’t you come to my castle in noble Castlevania… I have many servants here who are even more appealing than this Edward..yesss …come hither my dears…I shall take GOOD “care” of you hehehehe….come come….while I prepare for you…a LIFECHANGING experience….yessssssss….




This review has been read and approved by well known writers including Stefan Browski, Syed Abdul Mujeeb, Katarina Von Tonne. and Doctors, Hans Emmelreich, Mikhail Storsvakovsky , Juliana Van Fimmelsworth who are experts in their fields. Any review of Twilight that is in contradiction to this one is false and misleading and may be a mass propaganda by world forces to enslave humans.